Here’s a Father's Day Gift Guide For All the Hard-to-Shop-For Dads Out There

Every day is Dadurday when Dad’s wearing his “No. 1 Dad Dadurday Hoodie,” which, let’s be honest, is in fact every day. You might want to get him two of these so he can rotate them. 

No matter what he thinks, your dad will never be able to rhyme as well as Snoop, and the sooner he’s disabused of the notion that he can, the better for everyone! But with this cookbook, at least he can say honestly that he can make a Lobster Thermidor just like Uncle Snoop did. 

A perfect gift for loving kids who are tired of being accidentally embarrassed by their dads, here’s a book that’ll give Dad all the tools he needs to do it deliberately. 

In order to have a properly calibrated dad at all times, you need to be vigilant about where he’s left his keys, where he’s left his phone, and whether his coffee is currently the right temperature. This’ll get you a third of the way there. 

There are two types of dads: “Schitt’s Creek” fan dads, and dads who haven’t discovered “Schitt’s Creek” yet. Get your dad this perfect coloring book to go with his current or future obsession. 

Some dads like cheesy jokes. Some dads like the delicate aroma of a freshly made Pecorino Toscano. Most dads like both. Encourage the good kind of cheese with this awesome kit. 

The path to Dad Enlightenment begins with letting go, and these Mindfulness Cards will help even the most high-strung of dads to find their center. 

Everybody knows that when dads aren’t busy separating the self-drilling anchors from the plastic expansion anchors in their tool chest, they’re daydreaming about roping steers out on the ranch. This candle can help with that. 

If you’ve got yourself one of those hipster coffee dads and he already has all the ironic handlebar mustache wax he needs, surprise him with this mason-jar cold brew hand grinder. 

How do you expect dad to scoop his organic coffee beans into his artisanal mason jar grinder? With his hands???? Come on, let’s get real here. 

This awesome homemade hot sauce kit is so very dadly that it’s positively dangerous! Give this to your dad and watch in awe as he reaches his full dad potential. 

Dads like retro games, they like funky desk gadgets, and they like having a place to put their coffee! Truly astonishing to think you can satisfy all three dad needs with one gift. 

With this nifty little wireless desk charger, your dad will always have his phone fully charged up so he can call you and ask how much you’re putting into your 401(k). 

Socks are just the best. They come in bonded pairs, which highlights the importance of true love; they keep your feet warm, which is practical as heck; and these ones are lucky. Plus, they’re for classy gentlemen, just like your dad is. 

Nobody knows where dad beards come from. They just appear one day, fully formed on the chin like they’ve always been there, and they never leave. But that doesn’t mean you should just let them run wild! Here’s a beard survival kit for every type of beard dad. 

You know your dad’s number one. Your dad knows your dad’s number one. But does the rest of the world know? Let’s make sure they do. 

For dads, swear words are even more fun when they know their etymology and what part of speech they are. That way Dad can swear and then dadsplain what it means after. Everybody wins.  

This is the dadliest leash on the market. Look, no hands! Adjustable waistband! And a shock-absorbing bungee cord. Dads and dogs will both love this one. 

Attach one of these to his keys, his glasses, his phone, and his wallet, and turn his daily ritual of walking agitatedly around the house looking for them into a fun and rewarding treasure hunt!