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The 15 Worst Things to Get in Your Trick or Treat Bag

These are truly the scariest things that can happen on Halloween.

Jack Shepherd · 3 months ago

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On Halloween, the spirits rise and walk the streets. Ghosts lurk in every shadow. Vampires and werewolves set aside their longstanding dislike of one another and stalk our towns, arm-in-arm, looking for people to bite. Ghouls do whatever it is that ghouls do (howling ethereally, mostly). Witches — who are honestly pretty active throughout the rest of the year — really let their hair down on Halloween. And the quantity of wraiths per capita on a given street almost doubles!

But none of those things are as horrifying as the spine-chilling terror you feel when you reach into your trick-or-treat bag at the end of the night and realize that it’s full of Candy Corn and Mary Janes. 👻 😱 👹

So in the spirit of the season, let’s get spooky and talk about the absolute worst things you can find in your trick or treat bag. 

1. Apple

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Unless you dressed up as an extremely convincing horse for Halloween, absolutely no one has any right to be giving you an apple. An apple is a trick, not a treat. 

Likely given to you by: An actual witch.  

2. Raisins

Raisins are what happen when grapes fall asleep on the beach. They should never be happening in a candy context. 

Likely given to you by: A visiting space alien who doesn’t understand the Earth concept of “candy.”

3. Licorice

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Licorice is technically a candy, but it is an evil candy that was popular in, like, the 17th century, before people had taste buds. 

Likely given to you by: A time traveler. 

4. Mary Janes

According to Wikipedia, a Mary Jane is “an old-fashioned peanut butter- and molasses-flavored taffy-type candy.” Does that sound nice? No it doesn’t. Please send someone to remove it from my trick-or-treat bag right away. 

Likely given to you by: Bloody Mary. 

5. Candy Corn

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Candy Corn is extremely controversial because a small portion of the population really likes the stuff. Unfortunately, they keep giving it to the rest of us on Halloween. 

Likely given to you by: An evil clown. 

6. Candy Pumpkins

Candy Pumpkins are certainly more appropriate for the holiday than Candy Corn! But they’re still literally made out of wax. 

Likely given to you by: Jack Skellington. 

7. Hot Tamales

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Cinnamon is not a candy flavor. 

Likely given to you by: A malevolent warlock. 

8. Bit-O-Honey

A list of small improvements needed to make Bit-O-Honey Halloween-viable. 1. Instead of “a bit of honey,” this bar should have “a lot of nougat.” 2. And some peanuts. 3. What I’m saying is that I’d like a Snickers instead of this. 

Likely given to you by: Some kind of a bear.

9. Good and Plenty

In their favor, these candies are not cinnamon-flavored. 

Likely given to you by: An indifferent warlock. 

10. Gummy Teeth

It is unclear how this candy concept made it past the pitch meeting, let alone into a trick-or-treat bag alongside literal Halloween superstars like Three Musketeers and Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups.

Likely given to you by: Dracula’s assistant.  

11. Candy Necklace

This is candy for people who feel like jewelry is for eating instead of wearing, which is nobody! Nobody thinks that!

Likely given to you by: The Headless Horseman.

12. Hershey’s Miniatures

Hershey’s Miniatures are perfectly nice, but they’re a constant reminder that you could be eating a normal-sized candy bar. 

Likely given to you by: An imp of some kind.

13. Tootsie Fruit Rolls

Tootsie Rolls should be Tootsie-Roll-flavored. Anything else is just rude. 

Likely given to you by: Someone who went to the candy store after they ran out of literally everything else.

14. Necco Wafers

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Necco Wafers are the ultimate bad candy. They’ve been bad since the very beginning. No one has ever enjoyed a Necco Wafer. They’re literally there to make the other candy look good. It’s kind of noble, when you think about it. 

Likely given to you by: A necromancer? 

15. A Single, Individually-Wrapped Prune

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Prune, Exhibit A

Sadly, this is not a joke. There are people out there — if you can call them people — who are putting individually wrapped prunes into children's trick-or-treat bags, and we have the proof. See Exhibit A.

Likely given to you by: It's hard to say who could be this devoid of seasonal joy. A sentient paperclip, probably.