Yo, bro. Want to come back to my place to slam some protein after the gym? I just got this blender that makes killer smoothies, so we can get what we need to make sure we stay crazy ripped. Grab a knife and slice these wooden fruits and vegetables (the wood keeps our bods hard), toss in some kale, milk and protein powder, then let ‘er rip and come at me with that power smoothie! Only got one cup, though, so we’re gonna have to share. It’s cool. We’re bros.