Liverpool v. Manchester United. The hooligans are out in full force. The songs and chants, steeped in bitter rivalry, sting like daggers. But this is just the pregame. The real glory is forged on the pitch. 0-0 ties. 1-0 wins. Extra time. Brawls in the bleachers. And then the microwave beeps and your popcorn is done. Movie theater butter. Just for a moment, the living room falls silent. This is going to be intense.