Last year I bought a timeshare on the uncharted island of CATAN. Seemed like a good idea at the time, but I’m starting to have second thoughts. I came to enjoy the solitude, get a couple of settlements going with my buds, live off the land, all that good stuff. But now these other jerkfaces are starting to wash ashore – developers I think – taking the resources I need to build and survive. We trade with them for the things we need, but the greed is real, man. Hope we have what it takes to outsmart them. If they try to take my utopia and turn it into a theme park, I’m going to freak.