So, we just spent three hours watching raccoon videos on the Internet, and it’s official: we want one! But maybe it’s safer to start with this ingeniously designed Cubcoat hoodie – made of an ultrasoft, ethically sourced, hypoallergenic, pre-shrunk cotton blend that’s 100% cozy and infinitely less bitey than an actual bandit-masked, trash-picking rodent. Did we mention it also packs down to become an adorable plush pal for kids to play with? Oh yeah. Let’s see your pet raccoon do that.