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From wildly popular humor site Obvious Plant, the perfect book for channeling your anger, anxiety, and ennui into laughter! A gag gift hit at any white elephant party! Includes over 50 things to scream...
From wildly popular humor site Obvious Plant, the perfect book for channeling your anger, anxiety, and ennui into laughter! A gag gift hit at any white elephant party! Includes over 50 things to scream into!
Screaming is an important part of our everyday lives. Whether at home, work, or play, we are constantly being bombarded with daily stresses. Make your screams more fun with this diverse selection of the best things to scream into!
From old favorites to new and unique screaming experiences, you will discover a variety of exciting options that are guaranteed to improve your frequent screaming sessions. Find your favorite!
• The Grand Canyon (Nature’s most beautiful place to scream)
• The Hole in a Freshly Toasted Bagel (That is what the hole is for.)
• The Library (The forbidden scream)
• Your Ex-Wife’s Sweater That Still Smells Like Her (Please come back Amy.)
• A Glass Jar So You Can Save Your Screams for Later (Scream storage is important.)
• Baby Monitor (Shut up baby. I am trying to sleep.)
• And more!
With more than 50 creative suggestions, even the most anguished among us will uncover a treasure trove of ideas that is guaranteed to expand our screaming horizons.