Honey, I shrunk the dump truck! I didn’t mean to do it, but this silly shrink ray I’ve been tinkering with in the garage just went haywire. So now I have this MACK truck that’s 1/16th the size it should be, which means every job I do is going to take 16 times longer. But wait, I charge by the hour. Let’s see: the doors still open, the hood still flips up to access the engine, and most importantly, the trough still tips up and dumps. If I just shrink myself down, this could be a goldmine. Ah heck, let’s do it!